I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
