well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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