I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize
