Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My liver just had a heart attack.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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