yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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