Quick, to the slutcave!
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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