You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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