i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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