I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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