i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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