Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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