He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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