did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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