So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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