He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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