I'm so fucking centered right now
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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