I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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