Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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