That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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