my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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