I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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