What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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