that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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