sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Randomize
