If that was your dad, he is hot
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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