so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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