pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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