This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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