So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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