people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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