She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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