I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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