Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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