My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Shitshow foam night was such a success
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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