were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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