whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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