Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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