Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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