So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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