these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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