i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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