The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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