Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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