so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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