So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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