They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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