what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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