bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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