After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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