She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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